by Walt Staples
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“You realize of
course, they’ll all think I bought my way back in,” Torn Herdmaster Morgan’s
tone was bitter.
Father Mack
looked at him with unconcern. “Do you really think people are going to
seriously believe that, should the Archbishop lift the Interdict?
Archbishop Siegfried Nicholas? ‘Nick the Dragon Slayer?’ Simony?”
The hawk-faced
man rolled that thought around for a moment. He gusted out a breath and shook
his head. “Nay. ‘Tis truth. The lizard killer wouldn’t. He’d strike off the
hand that bears his ring first.” He settled himself to bargain. “How much?”
The pastor
leaned back in his chair and interlaced his nine fingers over his ample belly.
The stub of his right middle finger, a souvenir of a miscue involving a rope
and a beetle in younger days, marred their symmetry. “First, there is the
matter of repentance. You are sorry for what you have done, and what you
allowed your family to do?”
“And if I told
you I nay give a fig?”
Father Mack
tilted his head, raised his eyebrows, and regarded the Crucifix on the wall
behind the herdmaster. “I would say that you were most likely speaking God’s
simple truth, Morgan.” He paused. “But it’s not that simple is it?”
The other
looked down at his unconsciously clinched hands. “Nay,” he whispered. “It nay
be that simple.” He looked back up to meet the priest’s eye. “My sister’s
third, the thoughtful one, cries every Sunday morning because he can’t serve at
Mass. My daughter and my wife speak not to me because she can’t marry Cricket
Bree’s Donald.” He snorted and grinned ruefully. “To think, a man could come to
miss the wagging of women’s tongues.” His voice dropped back to a whisper. “And
the look I get from the herdmaster of Cricket Bree. I walk into the tavern or
Palmer’s and he and his family walk out. They say nay word, but the look...”
The Pastor of
Bugtussle leaned forward and asked gently, “But, are you sorry, Morgan?”
The herdmaster
sat upright and raised his eyebrows, gripping the arms of his chair. “Oh, aye.
I’m sorry. I’m most sorry the Archbishop placed my family under Interdict.” He
frowned. “To nay receive Communion. To nay be married within the Church. To nay
have our little ones baptized--”
“That is
a lie, Morgan,” Father Mack suddenly flared. “They are baptized...the
Christening is not celebrated.”
The herdmaster
regarded him for a moment, then inclined his head. “Aye, I spoke out of turn.
They can get into Heaven.” He took a deep breath. “What is to be done, then?”
The pastor
looked at him and thought for several minutes. He came to a conclusion.
“Perfect penance requires perfect contrition. Without it, there is no
forgiveness. Morgan, you are an evil man in that you have done evil and have
not repented of it. You are in a state of sin. But...I will grant that you are
also a truthful man. Hypocrisy is one sin I doubt I’ll ever hear of you in
Confession.” He rose to his feet. “I will inform his Grace that, while you fail
to express perfect contrition, the rest of Family Torn does indeed. I will
advise that the Interdict be lifted from your family, but that you, Morgan,
remain under it.”
Torn Herdmaster
Morgan also stood. He tilted his head and looked at Father Mack for a moment,
then said. “Aye, it is a fair decision. That’s all that I could ask. Now, how
much?”
The pastor
placed his hands within the sleeves of his black habit. “For each member of
Family Torn, one rosary a day for those in need, by those of age, until the
Feast of Saint Chuck de Yeager. Whether you pray it is, of course,
optional. Also, you will provide funds to those who are in need of help when I
will inform you from time to time.”
The other
smiled grimly. “Your slush-fund.”
“My holy
slush-fund. I used some recently to pay the way for a family to be present at
their son’s Publication on Sheba, at the Abbey of Jerome.
“Now, we’ve
some catching up to do. I’ll announce the first banns for Donald and Katta this
Sunday. And tell your nephew, Oskar, I want him in the Sacristy an hour before
Mass—mind you, one hour. I do not appreciate a server who’s still puffing so
hard he splatters candle wax in all directions. Also, I think Monday, we’ll
celebrate that suspended funeral Mass for your Aunt Edna.”
The herdmaster
brightened. “Good, maybe then she’ll let off caterwauling in my bedchamber every
night and I can get some sleep.”
Father Mack
stopped and looked Morgan in the eye. “You do realize that you may not take
part in the wedding so long as you are under Interdict?”
Morgan looked
at the floor. “Yes, I know, Father.”
The pastor
nodded once. “Good, we understand each other. I’ll show you out.” As they
crossed the rear of Our Lady of Bugtussle, Father Mack stopped, pointed toward
the altar, and said in a conversational manner, “You know, there’s a slit in
that hanging behind the Crucifix that I’ve got to mend one of these days when I
get around to it. If a person were to stand behind it, they could see
everything that goes on without actually being in the body of the church.”
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